Fact: people are stupid

Allow me to begin by quoting by William Shakespeare, "Lord, what fools these mortals be!" -from A Midsummer Night's Dream, obviously.

But seriously, people, let's attempt to use our brain, shall we?

Today I was driving to the grocery store, by myself (awkward), and as I am jamming out to Justin Bieber's new Christmas CD, a man walks right in front of me.  really?!

But because of my joyous mood I thought, "I'll let this slide buddy, but you're lucky I was only going 2 mph and could stop for you!"

Then HE STOPS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD TO TIE HIS SHOE!!

I will repeat in case your mind was just blown: HE STOPS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD TO TIE HIS SHOE!!

yes, TO TIE HIS SHOE!!


Who stops in front of a moving vehicle to tie their shoe?! unreal.

Which bring me to my next favorite quote by none other than Antoine Dodson (aka the Bed Intruder Song Guy)
"YOU ARE SO DUMB, YOU ARE REALLY DUMB, FO' REAL!"

please tell me you have seen this video

Word, Antoine.  Sometimes I think Antoine and Lil' Wayne are the only ones who understand me...

To conclude, a quote from Dwight Schrute (to be valid member of society you really should know who he is)-
"Whenever I am about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."

So simple. So true.

I think we can all take something valuable away from this post today; Have a great day, and remember,  don't be a moron!